A bitter friend that would like to see you fail. The person is salty-sweet, doing nice things that secretly mean harm. This person gives gifts that on the surface seem harmless, but leave behind a cloud of glitter, making a mess that is bothersome and hard to clean. A Frenemy that is calculated and jealous.
That Glitter Bomb Bitch recommended a hair stylist that she knew would ruin my hair!
When a chick with a dick cumz on the back of another chick with a dick and then throws a had full of glitter on their back.
Your lucky I'm crafty I'm about to glitter waterslide your ass.
A party where a bunch of girls get together for no reason just to have fun.
(kinda like a girls day out but that's so last century so it's called a glitter party)
Annie and Darla are having a glitter party this weekend at the mall.
selfish, rude, annoying, love make-up and glitter, and "populer"
Normal human: hi-
Glitter Girl: Stop hating
Normal human: what i wasn't even talking to you-
Glitter Girl: dont lie because you know that im better then you
Normal human: that makes no- omg you such a GLITTER GIRL
Sidewalk Glitter is shattered glass on the pavement as a result of a car break in.
Avoid parking your vehicle near or over sidewalk glitter, your car’s window could be next to help decorate the neighborhood...
This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
Give me a half bushel of large covered in some east coast glitter