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Same day, same clothes as yesterday. One who stays inside and cleans her kids and husbands filthy slob messes, everyday. Wears house hag clothes. This usually happens on spring break and holidays when the hanimals are home. Fml!
Jenis Fuck! It must be Ground-Hag day!! Didn't I clean the piss off the bathroom floor and change the trash bag yesterday? How the phuck did this happen AGAIN??
an older, less attractive (or not attractive at all) childless lesbian
her myspace says she wants to meet a woman and settle down and have kids, like anyone would mate with such a fag hag
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a fag hag who is at least 80 years old.
kelly: look at that fag hag stripping off on the podium.
danny: that's elsie, she's 82 a necro fag hag, go for it girl.
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When a sraight girl has a crush on a gay man.
Me:Damn! He is HAWT!
Friend:He's Gay.
Me: So? I have a fag hag crush on him!
Friend: A what?
Me: look it up on UD!
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Nah, I’m not full of myself. I just enjoy the fact that I’m giving you some hell, like you’ve long deserved.
As for you leaving, I know you will out of the fact that your strength here is dwindling. Along with that, usually no one copies afterwards anyway…I’ve seen enough sites that have been spammed to know. Don’t worry, you will be known as the only two losers ever to spam others’ names. The title is yours.
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When a feeling comes over that's like something or someone extremely heavy is sitting on your chest and you look around to see a apparition in the corner of your room. this is a form of possession... therefore.. called ' old hag syndrome '
" dude, last night I woke up and I couldn't breathe.. all I could see was this figure in the corner of my room! I think it was old hag syndrome! "
The fag hag trap is when a gay man falls into the trap of a fag hag. The fag hag lures the gay man in with her fun time or looks (if she’s attractive) and traps him into a friendship with her. He cannot leave because he is hypnotized and idolized the fag hag. The fag hag will now be able to use the gay man as an experiment tool for things her boyfriend would never do with her like a picnic or helping her choose which of the latest Victoria secret lingerie set to buy. Will the gay man be able to escape the fag hag’s trap and curse? Most likely not but some are strong enough to break out of the fag hag’s chains and regain consciousness.
John: Dude. Did you hear?
James: Hear what?
John: That fag hag, Emily, just became friends with that gay guy who’s in your class..
James: Damn. For real? I feel bad for him. He fell for the fag hag trap .
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