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The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.
People who write herp-slurp and don't know their health facts are dumb.
A phrase originating on South park. It was used to insult Rob Schneider and his various roles. Used to express that there's just no point in explaining how ridiculous his roles are.
Rob Schneider is...Herp de derp de tittly tum.
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A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.
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Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
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a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
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when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out
Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
The process of mis-typing words that tends to sporadically affect other people
I caught your "typo herpes"
Stay away from Bobby... He has typo herpes!