Sock roulette

Using your socks as cum rags and then forgetting to separate them from your clean ones

I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette

blue socking

The act of wearing a condom throughout the day in the off chance of scoring unexpectedly.

“I might score with Susan today, better be blue socking today”
“Good idea”

Orange sock

When someone takes your pink sock and rub a orange on it

Jeff orange socked me last night

Happy Sock

noun.

A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.

Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.

Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.

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pink sock

(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.

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Cum Sock

the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.

bruh my cum sock is goin in the wash tonight

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Public Sock

Anything dirty found in a public place, especially a dorm building.

The public sock on my floor has a sign that says "were open" on her door.

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