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Jake, He is very very! Gay he would love to get you on his bed, he also loves little boys and girls across america
Gay is when a boy (jake) loves other MEN! just like him
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commonly used as a noun; sometimes a verb
when a boy acts like he likes you when you two are friends, and when you developed a thing for him, he stops talking to you and avoids you like the plague
Wow, don’t worry. He’s just a Jake.
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Jake has a foot fetish, thus making him gross af. Sometimes he licks fish cooch too.
Jake is really disgusting
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A Jake is someone who will drive you crazy by playing hard to get. Once you get to know him at first, he's the sweetest guy that gives you butterflies. Later on though, he becomes bossy and makes you mad. He tries to make you jealous.
"Hey do you still talk to Jake?"
"No, he's turned into a jerk lately. "
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A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.
Dam that man needs to shave. She is pulling a Jake.
Jeeves get the weedkiller we got a Jake.
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a dark colored australian primate with a flat nose and low forehead,normally found in the desert or redfern.Diet is known to include 2 stroke oil as well as varoius items found in the trash.The word jake originates from the sound they make when they bounce off your bumper or bonnet
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A published but then discarded Hobbit character from the Lord Of The Rings franchise, written by J R R Tolkien.
Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".
Jake Nolan was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came. No pun intended.
But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.
Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Carlos - "Damn Jim I'm covered in pig sperm"
Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"
Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
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