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When someone gets absolutely wasted and is a complete and utter state beyond control. This includes vomiting, spitting, dribbling and any other bodily fluids being released from the body. e.g. you have to carry said person along the floor by their hair because they cannot carry their own body weight.
Dude, you did such a Jessica last night. I had to follow you around with a Flash spray and dishcloth.
soo annoying the most retardus person u will ever meet n soo rude. she stabs ppl behind the back n had different emotions in different gps on snapchat. not tryin to call out anyone specific but jessica nguyen is the worst out of ALL the TERRIBLE jessica’s and i am glad i only know one because they r sooo rude and mean to u and just push u DOWN. OK all joke aside. she sucks.
jessica says a lot of mean things to ppl for no reason.
a girl who steals girls boyfriends. she is very selfish and is a women to stab you in the back
you are so jessica
the BIGGEST sult you will ever know
guy1: woah is jessica even wearing any pants?
guy2: damn her ass looks like my grandmas...
girl1: such a fucking slut!
a bitch. a snake. someone you CANNOT TRUST. will steal your man because she is the worst.
"got backstabbed by a friend"
"what a fucking jessica"
To pull A Jessica, one walks in just as all
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, “I think just pulled a Jessica.”
May seem like a pretty girl but a bitch who acts like an elephant fuck elephants she had sex with her own father
Jessica is a girl She wears glasses and goes to Middle school