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The act of receiving/providing oral sex (fellatio) on the beach from a dark-skinned or hairy stranger. (ie exhibitionism)
I totally saw your buddy playing Johnny and the Persian with the hot dog stand guy at English Bay.
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Johnny Orlando is a pop singer. He is currently 16 years old. His birthday is on January 24, 2003. Johnny Orlando is also my husband😏 Johnny doesn’t care what’s other think about him he just follow his heart and do what he wants to do. He is a sweet cute young boy who doesn’t deserve hate at all. Whoever hate him or dislike him, I’m going to fight you because there is no way you can’t like this innocent cute boy. Whoever is a big fan of him. Let’s just say you and me can be best friends forever. Johnny Orlando latest song is called “Sleep”. It has over 1 million views. In the music video is added Johnny Orlando and Nadia Turner.
“Johnny Orlando = MY FUTURE HUSBAND😍”
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Can't be used as a character name in Rock Band on Xbox Live.
For reasons unknown.
Rock Band: "The name Johnny Tsunami isn't considered what we would call 'classy' and will not be displayed on Xbox Live until the name is changed."
Us: :(
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One of the less intelligent human beings on our planet.
As in a McDonalds employee who has not got the mental skills to earn any of the stars the staff wear on their shirts.
'You thought SHE liked YOU? You Johnny No Stars!'
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Johnny pump is used throughout New York City's five boroughs as a nickname for a fire hydrant in the traditional style. Siamese and more modern pipe-style hydrants are not Johnny pumps.
This term was used commonly in The Bronx and Manhattan during the 1976 Bicentennial when they were painted red, white and blue - with stars and stripes.
Children and inner-city residents use this term more than adults or Manhattan residents not originally from the inner city.
Hey, Mikey, open up the Johnny pump so we can cool off! Your father got the crow bar?
Yo, VIto, who painted this Johnny pump with the freakin' homo flag on it? You?
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To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.
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Johnny Cade was a character from the book 'The Outsiders' written by S. E. Hinton. Johnny is married to a fourteen-year-old girl, and since he's sixteen, it's legal. His wife, Frances ™️, is still upset by the death of her burnt hubbie. Frances ™️ and Johnny were held together by their love of chicken nuggets.
(Please publish it, I'll be sad if you don't. I want to surprise my friend as she's been upset lately, you can delete it after 24 hours.)
Johnny Cade is ™️
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