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International Karl day is a day to recognise and pay respects to all of the Karl’s with a K who forever have to say ‘No not with a C’.
‘Yes my names Karl but it’s spelt with a K not a C’
International Karl Day celebrates a name which happens to come from a German variant of the name Charles, which happens to mean free man, strong.
The act of shitting on your partner's chest, ejaculating on the pile of shit, using the penis to mix the shit and semen, covering the penis in the mixture, and then penetrating your partner in all of their holes. Generally considered extremely sick in nature. A personal favorite of Hollywood actor John Cusack.
I Karl Blankenshiped your girlfriend and your mom last night. So did John Cusack.
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someone that butt fucks dogs for fun
Look at Karl taking advantage of that poor dog.
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someone who got his ass kicked by taylor and cried
karl tried to fight taylor and got his ass kicked hard`
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The White Hot Karl is, by definition, the hottest Karl conceivable in 3-dimensional spacetime. As the temperature of a Karling Manouevre is a measure of both its literal warmth and its level of contact intensity, this technique qualifies under both categories.
How the WHK is performed:
The principle device for administering the procedure consists of an array of hot watter bottles (between 10 and 18) fitted to an elaborate system of tubes that terminate into hypodermic needles. Clamps should be fitted to the bottles to prevent any accidental self-Karling during preparation.
The administrator, upon donning a thermoprotective gown, shall heat 3 to 5 pounds of his or her own feces and bring it to a boil (another person's feces may be substituted, in which case the person administrating the procedure shall be properly referred to as 'proctor').
The hot water bottles shall be filled with the boiling feces, the bottles clamped off, and the hoses and needles attached. (Note: great care should be taken in the selection of the materials to ensure their thermoresilience.) At this point, the recipient shall be placed on the Karling table in the supine position and any video equipment should already be calibrated and ready for use.
The hypodermic needles shall be placed at random into the face, neck, chest, and head of the recipient and the clamps removed from the bottles, thus allowing the near-boiling-temperature liquid feces to be deposited directly into the body, erotically coating the cardiovascular, musculoskeletal, and lymphatic systems.
After a successful procedure, it is customary to watch an episode of Oprah in the fetal position while sipping shiraz from a plastic mug.
Hey, how 'bout a quick White Hot Karl, Guy? Bro, that was an excellent White Hot Karl that you administered last night while we were watching Oprah.
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when someone puts cling wrap around there forehead, someone shits on it, puts another layer of cling wrap to make a turd sandwaitch then piss on there face
party at luke warm karls house
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A homo sexual kid(s) that don't understand the world and thinks they are cool.
My son is getting bullied at school by a real robert karl jahns