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The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes
My friend Billy had a ketchup maid on his island! He must have been terrified
To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.
Example: @ Restaurant
You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...
Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"
*After the fact*
"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"
Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping…
Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…
A threesome with two women who are menstruating.
My kink is sex with women who are on their period. My fantasy is to someday do the double ketchup.
the queen of ketchup’s name is Christina. there is no other exception. Christina is the Ketchup Queen.
guy 1: yo man, do u know who the queen of ketchup is?
guy 2: u kidding me man?? it’s christina... duhh
Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"