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The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.
Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.
1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.
2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight
A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.
"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"
"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
A person who tries to be mad, but no one will take them seriously because they’re too cute.
Jeff: Hey, did you see Haley’s rant earlier?
Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.
When two kittens love eachother, or someone loves a kitten.
Woman: oh, wow! Those kittens look so cute! I think...? Whats the word...?
Woman #2: Kitten Love.
me: i traded my runescape kitten for 100 death runes
pkmaster78: nice
Much like Crocodile Tears, and just as unsuccessful. Meant to make the recipient feel sorry for and forgive the other person.
Oh no no no, don't think those Kitten Eyes are getting you out of trouble this time.
A person who will literally lick teris ass juices off the floor like a good little kitten and will receive nitro as a reward
Teri: kitten come here i need you to do something for me
Teris Kitten: oh no please
Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor