Stupid thing you do only to make money
Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.
To get absurdly drunk, find the sloppiest chick in a party, then fuck her on the lawn of any structure (usually fraternity houses).
"Dude, Mike got way to messed up and ended up lawn sloshing last night."
When a group of disgruntled losers toss inhalers onto an obviously innocent citizens lawn to give this angel of humanity the idea that they may not survive the day.
Why don't we do a lawn inhaler on Mr. Withers to teach him a lesson. That old do-gooder geezer deserves it.
You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.
Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom
1. A giblet that lives on the lawn
2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp
I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now
"The state of Virginia has seized a massive weigh lawn in connection to gang activity along its coastal cities."
"I'm glad the authorities have the situation under control. Hope they torched that weigh lawn."
someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.
Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf