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The magical word you use when you're out of swear words
"you bitch"
"You asshole"
"You whore"
"You slut"
"You dick-head"
"You magic flytrap"
When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.
Female: Did shit on me?
Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.
Artisan PHP crafted over the weekend in Wabash County Indiana
When the OSS community does or doesn't have a solution to the problem Kent Magic to the rescue!
Updates: For those of you who don't know, the Throne of Eldraine set is coming out October 4th. The plane is based around Magic's twist on Arthurian & Grimm's Fairy Tales. There are new mechanics added to the game. I'll cover them below.
New Magic: the Gathering Mechanics
Mechanics
Addamant: If 3 of some kind of mana was spent on summoning this creature, (wrote spell in cards idk why) put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Adventure: Does something and is in exile until next turn for a specific amount of mana and stays in exile unless you pay the summon cost.
Food Tokens: Sack it along with spend 2 mana to gain 3 life or, if you have Tempting Witch, sack the food along with paying 3 mana to deal 3 damage to opponent. (Only works in a black, black/r or g or w or blue, b/r/g, etc, etc.)
This Minecraft series was set to be one of the greatest series ever on YouTube. Until the creator went mad and started collecting Pokémon cards. Legend says the magic mines drove him to insanity.
Sorry babe I can’t have sex right now. I’m too busy watching my favorite Minecraft series Magic Mines.
Where one person shaves there pubes cuts there victims eye lashes off then jizzes across victims face and sticks the pubes on to replace the missing eye lashes.
I will fanfan magic you if you don't obey to me
A spell women cast to get their shit done by leveraging their sex appeal.
She got all As?
Whore magic!