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An "actress" who is only famous because Michael Bay thought he could bang her if he casted her in a completely useless role in the Transformers movies.
She is so desirable to men because she is basically anything you want her to be. She's the sexy girl next door, but also the hot tomboy friend you've always wanted. But the truth is, she only does that shit to gain a larger male fan base. Any person with a brain realizes that no self respecting tomboy is going to cake on make-up with a shovel everyday and get tons of plastic surgeries to look like someone more attractive.
In all honesty, Megan Fox is a fake and if you go to your local mall, you'll find tons of other girls who are a lot more attractive than her and probably a lot more talented than her and could be just as famous as her with the aid of Hollywood.
Megan Fox really is nothing special but 14 year old fanboys and the rest of our fucked up society/media choose to make her so.
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The dumbest type of species to ever walk on the face of the earth. Can't act for sh*t but is mostly famous for her good looks, unfortunately for her and 137641736576 teenage boys in this planet, she isn't a natural beauty. Too bad getting a $10,000 boob job can't really help her win an Oscar.
There are millions of hot girls with better attitude than Megan Fox.
Not all guys like Megan Fox.
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Incredibly attractive girl
megan wallette is major boner fuel
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An average-looking chick who, due to her need for a bloated ego, underwent a lot of plastic and somehow, because she was named "World's Sexiest Woman," is now the "Sexiest Woman Alive" to sexually frustrated 14-year-old males across the globe. She idolizes Angelina Jolie (Um, why?) so much that she got plastic surgery to look more like her, then she tells everyone that she is "not the next anyone." When asked if she is attractive, she usually answers with something conceited like, "Well, I'm clearly not ugly." ORLY? I guess that when you're turned into a plastic duck via plastic surgery, you get a free pass to be full of sh*t.
"I think Megan Fox is the hottest woman alive."
"Yeah, because you're fourteen. I forgive you for your ignorance."
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"Megan Fox isn't the next anyone. She is so original!"
"Oh, really? Then why does Megan Fox look like a cheap clone of Angelina Jolie?"
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Reasons why girls shouldn't be jealous of Megan Focks:
1) Megan Fox has more tramp stamps than Rihanna and she's got a huge tattoo stamped on her ass.
2) She wears heavy makeup to cover her flaws. And ever seen her do that whole stupid look hen taking a picture? Yup. Desperate cry for attention.
3) Megan Fox is "plain" or "average" compared to Scarlett Johanson, Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, and Hayden Panettiere. I take real boobs over fake plastic boobs anyday.
4) If your guy says Megan Fox is hot he is only doing it to not sound gay or to make you mad or jealous.
5) Talented actress?! My ass! Since when did acting like a whore became a talent? Oh right. Because 50% of Americans who love to see some chick leaning over a car looking like she just reached orgasm.
6) Note that Megan Fox fanboys are Nerds, teenagers, and ugly fat old man who are single.
7) She is hot no doubt but not beautiful, there are more real bautiful girls out there.
8) In the next ten years or so - maybe even 5 - since she smokes, she'll start looking like a saggy old lady with a blue waffle, the only thing that can fix it is botox IF she can afford it by then.
9) And speaking of plastic, now we know where 80% of the recycled bottles go - surgeries for Megan Fox. Source: $10,000 boobs.
10) Everyone has thier own opinions. Not everyone agrees that Megan Fox is hot but some do think that she is. So therefore, this is an opinion.
Alot of guys say girls got the Megan Fox jealousy but as if we'll be jealous of that talentless little whore.
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Megan Mullally is a middle aged icon. She's an actress/singer who starred in Will and grace as alcoholic socialite Karen Walker from 1998 - 2006. Then went on to take guest roles on 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, and Bobs Burgers. Also starred in the hit movie ‘Why Him?’. She currently has a band with Stephanie Hunt called ‘Nancy and Beth’.
Megan Mullally is iconic.
I think shes a bird that goes clark clark calrk
Megan Clark goes clarkadooadoo