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The feeling of taking a warm, dark step into dogshit in the middle of the night
I had the worst sleep last night, Fin woke me up by barking in my face at 4:50am, I took a stroll to the bathroom and stepped in a midnight diaper
When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.
I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.
The sexual act of eating ass when it is covered in shit.
Lmao! Shitmouth over there gave a midnight rimjob!
When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job
boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer
Granny Smith: sure
touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble
Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.