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Sorry bro, I couldn't come out last night because I had some midnight activities with my girl
When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.
"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"
When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.
I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.
When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job
boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer
Granny Smith: sure
touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble
Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.
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