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Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.
John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!
Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.
John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!
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An effect caused by playing a game of Minecraft for too long.
1. Fear of light. Fear of darkness. Fear of noises that resemble bow-shooting. Fear of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS noise. Urge to punch trees and animals.
When not playing, you're planning what you'd build next, what area of your MC world you'd go to explore, so on.
Plus, you dream (daydream, too) in blocks.
2. When you finally get sick of minecrafterbating and decide to get outside and roar! You're so proud of yourself you break the habit, you're telling all your friends you quit.
But no need for them to worry, this won't last long, soon you'll be back mining >:-
1. A: man, we went to the field trip today. and there was that herd of sheep - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wat a waste of cloth! i soooooooo wanted to punch them!
B: IRL? XD
A: yeah
B: join the club, you have minecraft sickness)))
2.
A: alas, my friends, Ted won't join us at server tonight. he said he has a minecraft sickness ;)
B: oh, like, AGAIN? XD
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a dumbfuck fortnite kid who said that minecraft is fucking gay
hes minecraft is gay
Making minecraft cereal is very easy
as ranboo will show you how:
1.”you put out a giant bowl and spoon.”
But wait we forgot about the tips and tricks-
Tips and tricks:”Don’t get hangry!
mobs are friendlier after some tasty treats.Same in real life.Share creeper crunch cereal with anyone who’s a little sad.”
2.pull out the bag and look at the cereal.
(Make sure marshmallows&cereal ratio is uneven)
3.get some milk.
4.make sure don’t have enough milk for it.
5.find a random cinnamon roll in a bag.
6.get a bag of spaghetti.
7.add the bagged cinnamon roll to the bowl.
8.mix the cinnamon roll into a fine purée.
9.add the cereal.(warning smells BAD)
10.add mëlk.
11.go back and forth about adding the bag of spaghetti.
12.don’t add the bag of spaghetti.
13.”now it’s time to enjoy this beautiful thing we have created.”
Ranboo:”If your buying creeper crunch your probably really sad.”
Person:“Minecraft cereal smells really bad.”
your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.
"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"
I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting
Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?
Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting