Minecrafterbate

The act of playing Minecraft. Usually refers to someone that is hopelessly addicted to Minecraft. Generally is used when someone plays Minecraft for hours on end.

Loren: "Hey man, what are you doing today?"
Tyler: "I'll probably just Minecrafterbate all day."

"Hey bro, you and Ryan should come over and we can start a circle jerk of Minecrafterbation."

Loren: "Have you seen Tyler lately?"
Ryan: "No, I think he's been Minecrafterbating for the last few days."

Tyler: "Dude, my arm is so sore, I was minecrafterbating for like 10 hours straight today!"

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Minecrafterbating

Masturbating while playing Minecraft.

Kiersten: *opens Minecraft*
Jake: Lets Minecrafterbate!!
Kiersten: ShUt ThE FuCk Up
Jake: *jerks on cock and plays pornhub at the same time*
Tommorow:
Kiersten: Hello Matt!!
Matt: That Jake's a total Minecrafterbater
Kiersten: IK. I heard him moaning and mining diamond at the same time. He is always Minecrafterbating.