dott-minge

When her puss is so tight the opening is like a small dot.

polar opposite to a canyon-minge

- Did you have a good time last night?
- Omg she had a dott-minge so I lasted like 10 seconds

Her hole was tiny and I thought she had vaginismus, but turns out she had a dott-minge, once I was in, everything was golden

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Minge Brick

A vagina that has not been washed for so long it has bonded at either flap to produce the shape and density of a common masonry brick

Dude I wouldn't go near Stacey, she got a minge brick!

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minge monster

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge

1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster

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minge

to have a dirty smell coming from your downstairs area

max has a dirty minge

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Stinkin' Minge

Alcoholic beverage consisting of Southern Comfort and 7-Up.

Hey, Bar Wench, mix me a Stinkin' Minge.

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ming magnet

Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.

Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.

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Prop-Minge

A person who surrounds themselves with props.

This dude is being a prop-minge, he surrounded himself with props to keep people from getting to him

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