Something you say when something really unusual happens.
(It is not necessary for your mother to actually be present.)
"Hey, my insurance company actually lowered my premiums this year."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
"I got in and out of DMV in 5 minutes."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
"Hey, this urban dictionary definition actually fits."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
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Mr. Stevens: Timmy, you need to go bed. Your mom and I need to have some mommy and daddy time.
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This item is used for buying V-Bucks the in game currency in Fortnite a game for virgin white boys. these white boys will steal the credit cards of their mother and use it to buy V-Bucks its pretty gay and most of the time they get caught and their moms get angry because they just spent $200 on a shitty video game that will forever trap theses white boys virginity in a capsule that can never be opened
virgin white boy 1: ay yo bro you got that new battle pass for fortnite
virgin white boy 2: naw fam i havent stolen mommys credit card yet
virgin white boy 1: fucking nerd
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Euphemism for a mother and father having sex.
Mommy and daddy wrestling happens so often that they could be in WrestleMania. They probably come right in the middle of the ring just like they do in the WWE.
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HUGE TIDDIES PREFERABLY KYLIEโS
Eli: OH MY GOD KYLIE UR TITS ARE HUGE THEY ARE MOMMY BAHONKA MILKERS
Some stranger things actor who played Eleven that TikTok niggas simp for
I want to fuck Millie Mommy Brown
The women thinks her self as the giant one while dominanting the submissive partner which it she might call baby the women considers herself as his so called mommy
She told him to "call me mommy"
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