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You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.
Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.
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when you get booty during a movie, like a booty call in a movie theater.
Person #1: How was the movie last night?
Person #2: I didn't pay attention. I was getting "movie booty."
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The art of injecting movie quotations into everyday dialog, especially when you answer someone's question with an exact line from a movie; especially fun when the answer can potentially irritate someone OR you feel the other person can converse back with more movie quotes
Boss: "Does anyone have something for a headache?"
Movie-Ripper: "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."*
*= direct quotation from "Animal House"; perfect example of movie ripping
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Friend: "I can't get this thing to work...is it broken?"
Movie-Ripper: "Screws fall out all the time...the world is an imperfect place."*
*= direct quotation from "The Breakfast Club"
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Dude: "Did you see that chick?"
Movie-Ripper: "Why? Was she big through the hips - rrrroooomy?"*
Dude: (laughing) "I guess it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again..."*
*= direct quotations from "The Silence of the Lambs"
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Only the greatest movie ever
Idc wat u say , i simply know so and im not open for discussion
Im so greatful for art.
If it wasnt for the cars movie movie, id be ded
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A movie that is remaniscent of bubblegum. Suspense is built up through insane twists and upping of the ante, only to have the whole thing blow up in the end with a craptastic cop-out ending.
After seeing that bubblegum movie, Matrix Revolutions, I felt insulted and violated.
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A movie is garanteed to be, "eh". One that is sure not to win any awards. One only goes to see it as a excuse to eat popcorn and other junk food with friends. Sometimes with the intention of insulting it afterword.
Also, a movie that is overly advertised in theatre previews that you get the taste memory of popcorn in your mouth when you see the commercial on t.v.
Person 1: Oh wow, Fred Clause / The Comebacks looks like such a popcorn movie. It's going to be so stupid!
Person 2: Yeah, but what else are we going to do Friday night?
Person 1: True. We might as well.
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A amazing movie. I has emojis in it and it's really cool. Fun.
Friend 1: The emoji movie was lit
Friend 2: Yea the emoji movie is 10/10 ign
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