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Man-napping

Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.

*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.

by Venomhead December 17, 2018

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Hoe Nap

The tissue, paper towel or rag carried by a prostitute to wipe her holes after and in between sex acts.

Dude watch the sidewalk over there. It’s littered with hoe naps.

That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

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Naps gyal

Naps gyal will eat you up and spit you out. Naps gyal are the epiphany of horn. If you get link with a nos gyal, good fucking luck.

I just link wit a naps gyal and I see she jammin a pres man in d bathroom

by typical presman 12000 December 9, 2021

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Texas Nap

To sit still inside with the air-conditioning on.

It is so hot out today. Can we please take a Texas Nap?

by Anicxo918 May 12, 2010

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dump nap

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.

Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok

by DDJ!! Dump Napper May 23, 2009

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snap and nap

Going to the toilet to snap one off (take a shit) and fall asleep whilst on the dunny.

I had about 20 beers the other day and took the longest snap and nap.

That person has been in the toilet for a long time, maybe they are taking a snap and nap.

by Nudge Lips March 19, 2011

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nyquil nap

a sleep induced by severe amounts of nyquil cough syrup
one of the deepest and calming sleeps you'll find
nyquil nappers often wake up in a fog that stays for a few hours

dan: dude why are you so out of it?
jack: i had a sick nyquil nap last night, slept for like 8 hours without waking up
craig: oh yeah me too, i took like four cups of that stuff

by AllRighh February 15, 2008

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