flip card

When somebody says that they will do an unreasonable task or say something that someone else does not believe, the other person can call "bitch-card". This basically means that if the person does not do the task or is lying, they get bitch-slapped across the face. BUT... if the person who is bitch-carded says "flip-card" and they do the task or they are not lying about the bitch-carded statement, then they get a slap on their worthy opponent, or the person who bitch-carded them.

"I hooked up with a girl when I was in 5th grade" -Jimmy
"Bitch-card!! That never happened" - Larry
"Flip card" - Jimmy

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Card Rack

Someone who gets dealt a ricidulous number of good poker hands. As in a gun rack holds lots fo guns, a card rack hold lots of good starting hands.

Man that guys a fkn card rack, he's had aces twice and kings 3 times in last .

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o card

Giving a girl her first orgasm.

She said that never has happened to her before. Definitely scored an o card last night!

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Guilt Card

when a referee gives a yellow card in 2nd half to the team he inadvertently helped in the first half by disallowing an obvious goal against them - mark lawrenson

German midfielder got a yellow card in 2nd half, after england had a goal disallowed against them in the 1st half, when it did cross the line and would of leveled the score 2-2 - mark lawrenson states "that's a guilt card, he's trying to atone"

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Green Card

Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas

"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!

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Your Card

Typically used when performing Magic tricks

Me: "Think of a card"
You: "Ok"
Me: "Was Your Card the Seven of Hearts?"

Shredit card

1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired

See ya, i'ma do a shredit card real quick