An individual who is extremely salty.
"Did you hear Gavin today complaing about our movie picks?"
"Yeah, he's being a total salt lord."
Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.
“Do you praaay da Bean Lord? Blyat”
God of Steam and Valve, Father of Half-Life and Creator of Gamers and Maker of Sales
Praise Lord Gaben!
Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!
I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)
This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings
When a male eats ass for the first time
Jessica told me mike ate her ass last night he is a lord of the ring now
The god of all, many people look up to them and they’re very swaggy
They’re the type of person who can read you like a book and is very chill and laid back but is a complete dumbass and can’t remember anything for shit! They aren’t praised by many but the ones who do usually end up with good luck and have mommy issues
Person 1: “Hey, I praise Lord Horny!”
Person 2: “The chill ass god who is horny and kind of dumb?”
Person 1: “Exactly!”