Your granny tranny

Calling ones grandmother a trans is much worse than your mom gay and your dad lesbian combined
when used the sun moves one inch closer to earth

Carl:Your mom gay lol
Bob:Your dad lesbian
Frank: your granny tranny
The sun engulfs mercury

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Granny Day-Blower

While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.



Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)



Often confused with someone on a cell phone.

Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"

Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.

Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"

granny grey bush

Typically a "cougar" aged female that has a large patch of unkept grey pubic hairs.

Time to wax the ol'granny grey bush.

your granny a tranny

The worst possible insult to ever say to anyone. Scientists can’t explain how it got here. The only way to defend yourself against this dark magic is to say “no u”.

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: your sister a mister
Person 1: your granny a tranny

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ur granny a tranny

worse than “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian” this is a overpowered weapon of mass destruction anyone who uses this does not know the powers they are messing with

josh: ur mom gay

joe: ur dad lesbian

karl: shut up mere mortals both ur granny a tranny

josh and joe: implode on them self , the fabric of reality fade away and the world erupts into flames

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grab a granny night

social event frequented by more mature women milfs, supposedly on the lookout for casual sex

don't go to the club on a Thursday, it is grab a granny night

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ur granny tranny

The only insult that could slay a god

God: worship me
Sharron: stfu ur mum gay lol
God: ur dad lesbian
Sharron: fuck you ur granny tranny
God: *shrivels into ashes*

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