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let's discuss the difference between a real fan, shall we?
real fan:
doesn't judge other fans by how many song titles they can name, respects that some other fans don't know every single song of every single panic album, and most definitely doesn't hand out their unwanted opinions to new fans.
fake fans:
always asks irrelevant questions and makes other fans uncomfortable.
is this what Brendon would want? think about it.
real panic! at the disco fan:
karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!
Stacy: oh my gosh I really do too! Maybe we should talk about it like civil human beings!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!
fake panic! at the disco fan:
karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!
Barbara: oh really??! Well then why is the middle name of Ryan's uncle's grandpa's cousin's ex's brother-in-law's sister?? Or do you not even know who Ryan is?????!!!
learn the difference.
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Drawing attention to yourself by breathing loudly, holding your hands on your neck, and disrupting class. These are mainly done by 14 year old girls who fail at life so they have to make people feel bad for them, ironically, these people that have "panic attacks" are made fun of much more than "normal" people and have a very average lifes but like to make it seem like they have big problems in their life, for example, saying your dad is an alcoholic or that your dad makes you do math problems in the middle of summer.
Allysa: so were in the middle of taking this huge test in history worth like two hundred points and some girl runs down the hall having a panic attack everyone is laughing so much that we couldnt finish the test and we got in trouble for making noise in the middle of a test.
Kaykay: ROFLCOPTERS!!!
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Sousuke Sagara, a 17 year old military specialist working for the secret organization MITHRIL, has been assigned to protect the latest "Whispered" candidate Kaname Chidori. To complete this task Sousuke will have to deal with enemies from his past as well as the occasional panty thief. Unfortunately for Sousuke, the toughest part of his mission isn't only protecting Miss Chidori, but also getting used to living an average High School students life, no easy task for someone raised on the battlefield.
Full Metal Panic is a great anime.
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Definition accustomed to queer folks who love women but can be applied to all the LGBTQ+ community:
The moment when you see a beautiful woman and you just get overwhelmed by her beauty so instead of figuring out what to do next, your brain gets stuck into a loop of aggressively internally screaming WOMAN.
Friend: Why didn't you talk to her if you found her attractive.
Me: I couldn't, I was having a Gay Panic Attack.
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1. (n) - An overwhelming or overpowering fear of gays, or the fear that they will sexually assault you and/or rape you. In
general, even mild flirtation or ostentatious behavior can trigger this fear. This reaction can trigger anything from loud
shouting at the gay person to the use of lethal force. This fear is based in the common belief that gays are way oversexed.
2. (n) - Homophobia, or fear of gays in general
3. (n) - Fear of sex with a gay person, or fear of being sexually attracted to someone of the same sex; fear of being gay.
4. (adj.) - Anything related to or stemming from a gay panic or homophobia.
"At school yesterday, there was a gay panic in the boys' locker room. Tom got busted in the nose, and underwent facial
reconstruction surgery."
"Fred is so afraid of gays, he pisses his pants when he sees them. He had a gay panic attack last week."
"Chris left the party early due to gay panic. He had too much to drink, and was afraid he might sleep with Bob."
"The Family Research Institute threw a gay panic party in town last week, and the crowd had a simultaneous
homophobgasm."
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(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.
Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.
Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.
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Jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. Panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. You madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. Use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. Wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.
Tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed shit logs and piss. She came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.