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when you are eating a chick out and you notice it taste like some spair change. this means she wipes back to front
guy 1. man i just went down on some va jay jay and it tasted like pennys
guy 2. penny pussy dude
guy 1. what do you mean.
guy 2. she wipes back to front bro, think about it
guy 1. OH MAM! thats shitty dude
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A Jew typically around the time of 1939 to 1945 (Or world war 2) That steals penny's
You penny stealing Jew! To the gas chambers with you!
1. Old phrase that means: What are you thinking? Technically it means: I'll give you a penny if you tell me what you are thinking. It's silly to give a penny or receive one for your thoughts so no one ever does. Peter Frampton used it for the title of his guitar instrumental that can be heard on Frampton Comes Alive.
Penny for your thoughts? Um...let's eat?
OK!
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Not to be confused with a licking the bung hole dirty penny is used to describe a girl you've messed with, want to mess with, or have heard that someone has messed with. commonly used in public places when you dont want to offend the girl your describing. also used when you dont know the girl.
brian " wheeeeew, did you see that sessy bitch in the yellow top with the white skirt, id stick it in her pooter"
grant "whhhat? you mean that skank sam? shes a dirty penny man, plus, shes got the clap"
brian " damn it man, stupid dirty penny"
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Calling someone a penny is an insult. First you say, "you're like a penny", the person will then ask why. You then proceed to say that they are invaluable, flat, two-faced and is always in someone's pants. This insult is normally done to one of a female gender.
This is a script of a random dude calling someone a penny
Bitch: You don't know me! You cant even describe me in one word.
Random dude: Your like a penny.
Bitch: WTF????
Random dude: Invaluable, flat, two-faced and always in someone's pants.
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A penny found on the ground heads up is a lucky penny. If you pick up this lucky penny and you notice the date it was made was on your birth year, it becomes a super lucky penny!
Giving a super lucky penny to somebody else who was not born on the year the penny was made will not give them better luck than a lucky penny would give them.
Guy: "I've found a lot of lucky pennies too, but nevermind those, I've actually found a super lucky penny yesterday!"
Guy 2: "To this day I have yet to find a super lucky penny. This one lucky penny seemed like it was taunting me by being made one year after my birth year..."
Guy: "Aww, bad luck."
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Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.
"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."
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