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Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn
Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen
Someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.
Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.
Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.
Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.
A person whose talking and/or texting on a cell phone makes them inconsiderate of the people around them, and careless in their daily routines. Sometimes to a level that endangers themselves and others.
He almost got him by a car by being a phone slave, not looking where he was going while texting in the street.
When a woman is driving and she does not have a hands-free device, so, she puts the phone on speaker and puts it in her bra between her breasts to talk.
I was driving home from work and there was nothing on the radio, so I called my girlfriend on boobie phone to gossip.
A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.
“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”
When a girl has gauged earlobes big enough to fit your cock into. Then you insert your penis from the backside so that the tip sits right next to her mouth, resembling a phone. Then she can suck or lick the tip like she is talking on the phone.
Check out that chick with the gauged earrings, I bet she nobs on the bone phone!
Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.
(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.
Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.
You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.