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When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.
I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.
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the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities
Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night
Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast
Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!
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An alternative name for the Nissan Leaf electric car. It's called a Nissan Queef because it's a little pussy fart of a car.
OMG Did you see what Jim is driving? He'd driving a Nissan Queef! I never knew Jim was gay.
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The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.
Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.
When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.
Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.
Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.
"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"
A unique synonym for the saying "shits and giggles"
See shits and giggles for a definition.
I shit in the upper deck of my roommates toilet just for queefs and skittles.