white screen of death

What happens when you're running a computer that's running low on memory and/or has an obsolete operating system, like Windows XP. When you get a white screen of death, it's usually preceded by some shit like "unresponsive script" error messages or hourglassing.

My old laptop is all fucked up---every time I want to watch a YouTube vid, I have to wait for the white screen of death to clear.

Blue Screen of Death

When your computer is really messed up, the Blue Screen of Death tells you.

On the BSoD it shows the reason why your computer stopped, generally, you have no idea what it means.

Some BSoD reasons include:

Page_Fault_In_Nonpaged_Area (whatever that means)
Mult_IRP_Complete_Requests (???)
Memory_Management (that sounds bad...)
also some .exe files cause the BSoD

your computer could be ok, or it could be dead, good luck

the default background for windows is blue for a reason, dam blue screen of death

Screen-life balance

The balance between one's screen time and offline activities, including work, leisure, and personal relationships.

I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.

Black Screen of Death

Abbreviated as BSoD (not to be confused with the same abbreviation of Windows' Blue Screen of Death), it is the Original Xbox's equivalent to the PlayStation 2's infamous Red Screen of Death (RSoD). It shows a black background with the green "Your Xbox requires service" text and a error code at the upper left side.

Someone who played the OG Xbox: I remember the Black Screen of Death, that it was so traumatic!

Roblox Screen Recorder

A shitty recorder with low fps and way too overused.

Get a screen recorder! Not this roblox screen recorder crap!

main screen turn on

Broken english sentence said on the infamous Zero Wing game. This was supposed to be a good game; it was exceptional, however, but the English wasn't up to scratch. To get the full meaning out of this, play the Sega Genesis game or head down to Newgrounds.com, then you should have no problem wondering what the heck a lot of people are talking about.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal!
Captain: What?!
Operator: Main screen turn on.

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Blue Screen Of Death

Something that happens after every half hour on a Microsoft Windows 98 or lower. Get an XP, dorks!

That's my 129th BSOD today and counting...

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