Is a pet turtle that one treats like a puppy or it acts as a puppy on its own.
Hey Carol, look at my new shell-puppy isnt he cute.
Your worst fucking nightmare created in the firey pits of hell its so horrifying that the creator of it fears it
It can end friendships in a matter of seconds
Me : IM GONNA WIN
friend: yeah you are *throws blue shell*
Me : N○●□○○♤□◇¿●♡♧●》☆*pain*
throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
V1: Unfair item on mario kart. Used by assholes that try to steal your first place.
V2: Homing item on Mario Kart that destroys da player on first place. People thinks it's very unfair, but it was created for BALANCING THE FRICCIN GAME
1: That Blue Shell Hit the player in front me! How luck, now i'm first!
2: I got Blue Shelled by that player?! How unfair is the Blue Shell on this game.
When he found out his wife of 9 years cheated on him he went straight shell bundy! loco crazy
Staying in one place for a long period of time. Feeling stagnant
Molly stayed in the class room for too long and felt the shell shock coming on.
A video game, popular in Middle School
RYAN: Let's play Shell Shock!
JEFF: I will make the map.
RYAN: Wait! Mr. Hobbs is right over there! Wait until he can not see your screen!