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This a holiday made for single ppl only and it’s gonna be celebrated the day after Valentine’s Day feb 15th
Today is single as a Pringle day it’s February 15
A dance revolution bigger than Soulja Boy and smaller that Thriller made by Beyonce and her back up dancers. The dance, which is fun and catchy, has been preformed by everyone from Justin Timberlake to Kurt, Tina and Brittney from Glee.
You can't stop the power of THE SINGLE LADIES.
Joe Jonas: *in unitard, doing Single Ladies Dance* if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it ...
Everyone else: Woah 0.o
Beyonce: Mwahaha. I have conquered the world!
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Single Pringle day is when all the single people come together and remorse about the people that they liked that clearly don’t like them even though they are amazing. Basically exposing the idiots and forever alones. And giving hope to someone.
Single Pringle day is the most depressing day of the year because I relate way too much
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The descriptive phrase applied to bottle bitches because of their fillers, silicon, and discardable status after the night is over.
Ivanka is so single use plastic. Can't believe she showed up at the lounge with that runny nose pretending it was just Covid. What a bottle bitch.
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Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)
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Another way of referring to Valentine's day if your single.
Today is Singles Discrimination Day!
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Valentines day, not everyone celebrates valentines day because they might not be in a relationship or thinking about being in one. Dont worry, help is here. It is called Singles Market day. This day is to be celebrated the day after valentines. Simply because there will be tons of people being dumped on valentines or just before valentines. How do we celebrate it, you ask. Simple, we do what we like because we're single. Flirt with who you like and if you're lucky enough, fuck who you like. Now lets celebrate.
Bob: damn, i hate valentines day.
Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.
Bob: singles market day??
Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.
Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.
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