Random
Source Code
Random
Mispronunciation of "a snack"
Mac: "I'm going to get a snack"
Maggie: "Ass smacked?"
Mac: "No, I said 'a snack'"
Maggie: "oh"
If a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.
Fat Girl: I would like to get to know you some time.
Kyle: Hell naw you need to e-smack yourself.
The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response
"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"
the sound of the dude's balls smacking when he is smashing a girl from behind.
David: James why do always watch lesbian porn?! Jeez play some regular porn for once man
James: Nah fam I hate the sound of balls smacks everytime I watch regular porn, makes me feel gay as fuck tbh lol
Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.
Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
when your Greek mate has the face of a smacked ass
Hey is that Nico's cousin Magda? My God he has a smacked ass for a face
-dip shit
-dumbass
-one who did a stupid thing, and now you all fucked
Jake!, you smack ass, you trying to get us caught or something??