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The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.

Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

by HolerMolertup January 19, 2016

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you feel a sniper scope watching you

Mercenary’s were deployed into the isle and are after you but there is a fucker we all hate The Sniper he will fucking ruin the roblox isle experience for you.

*Walks into the open not to far from mercenary’s* "You feel a sniper scope watching you." "Mother fucker-"

by sniperphobia February 22, 2021


Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

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blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face

It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)

by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019


Ticket Sniper

Cops who camp in hidden spots to catch people speeding.

Look out for that Ticket sniper on the right!

by polesquiggens April 14, 2020


Israeli Snipers

WOW DAWG! Even I only kill the disabled if women bang them instead of me. They're over there just taking pot-shots at them? Damn!

Hym "Wow! Israeli Snipers have been recorded shooting the disabled, children, medics, and press!? Oh-Boy-Oh-Jeez! I wonder why they raped and murdered your children! What could have possibly happened there!? Hey, and if Hamas is the government in Palestine... How is it not a 'Military operation' Ben? If Hamas is the government... AND THE MILITARY... How is it not a military operation? And you could say that they committed war crimes but the war crimes of the Israelites have been ignored for years, apparently. So... The Israelites haven't ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Gaza for years... They've just been shooting them from across the border and controlling their water, electricity, and (I guess if you have all the phone numbers of all the Palestinians) their internet? Sounds like you don't actually need to ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Palestine to have a negative effect on them... Sounds like it doesn't matter that you haven't set foot there. It sounds like the 'set foot' part is rhetoric being used to obfuscate what's really going on there."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023


Pickle sniper

One who steals your phone charger

That guy just took my phone charger, such a pickle sniper.

by Domino321 July 28, 2016