Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.

Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!

sock dropper

Someone who jerks off in their own socks, dropping the damp foot coverings around the house for others to find.

Ethan had been told to leave his dick produce in a piece of tissue, but has instead turned into a real sock dropper.

Orange sock

When someone takes your pink sock and rub a orange on it

Jeff orange socked me last night

Happy Sock

noun.

A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.

Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.

Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.

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pink sock

(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.

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Cum Sock

the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.

bruh my cum sock is goin in the wash tonight

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Public Sock

Anything dirty found in a public place, especially a dorm building.

The public sock on my floor has a sign that says "were open" on her door.

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