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No socks, no sexuality, its simple.
*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
Just another word for a Cum Sock
“Dude I used my Nea Sock last night”
“What the fuck bro why would you tell me that?!”
When someone takes your pink sock and rub a orange on it
Jeff orange socked me last night
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A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.
Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
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(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.
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the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.
bruh my cum sock is goin in the wash tonight
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Anything dirty found in a public place, especially a dorm building.
The public sock on my floor has a sign that says "were open" on her door.
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