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The act of wearing a condom throughout the day in the off chance of scoring unexpectedly.
“I might score with Susan today, better be blue socking today”
“Good idea”
When someone takes your pink sock and rub a orange on it
Jeff orange socked me last night
noun.
A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.
Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.
the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.
bruh my cum sock is goin in the wash tonight
Anything dirty found in a public place, especially a dorm building.
The public sock on my floor has a sign that says "were open" on her door.