nea sock

Just another word for a Cum Sock

“Dude I used my Nea Sock last night”

“What the fuck bro why would you tell me that?!”

Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.

I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!

Orange sock

When someone takes your pink sock and rub a orange on it

Jeff orange socked me last night

Happy Sock

noun.

A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.

Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.

Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.

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pink sock

(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.

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Cum Sock

the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.

bruh my cum sock is goin in the wash tonight

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Public Sock

Anything dirty found in a public place, especially a dorm building.

The public sock on my floor has a sign that says "were open" on her door.

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