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A female that has had a lot of different sex partners.
A female that changes boyfriends often
A female that has sex with a guy and a few or all of his friends ( at different times in a short time period)
A female that comes to the bar just to find a guy to take home
a female with 2 or more kids all with different dads
Stay away from that chick she's a total dirt squirrel.
Did you see the dirt squirrel he brought home last night , he better get checked
I had no idea she was a dirt squirrel , why didn't someone tell me/
See that chick (points to a female across the way ) stay away iv'e heard shes a huge dirt squirrel
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The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...
"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."
"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"
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For all practical purposes, there is no such thing as a "Purple Squirrel"; not in nature and not in the job market. It is a metaphor used by recruiters to identify the unrealistic expectations of a client company.
The happy exception is when a perfect candidate, with exactly the right qualifications and experience, is actually found for a job opening. That person would then be referred to as a "Purple Squirrel".
But every human being is flawed, and even if the candidate has all the requirements, i.e. IS a Purple Squirrel, they might not even get a phone screening.
Thus, even one recruiter's Purple Squirrel can be "just another disqualified candidate" to the client company.
In particular, recruiters or HR people use the term when they are talking to other recruiters or someone familiar with the recruiting industry.
The term has been in use for at least 10 years (there once was a magazine called "Purple Squirrel"). The term is in common, but not widespread use by recruiters as of 2009.
Such are the realities of the early twenty-first century job market. As more workers become unemployed, companies become more selective, and finding work becomes more difficult to the point where recruiters are expected to find "Purple Squirrels" for job openings, and companies move ever more slowly to fill positions.
Oy, I am so tired of dealing with that company. I've found Purple Squirrels for them twice and they still haven't filled the job.
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the quote "crazy guy" in jail that saves your anal virginity by letting you be his bitch for no charge.
Squirrel Master: " I heard you're gonna be raped by nasty nate?
guy: "Yeah, can you save me? And if so what do I have to give you?"
Squirrel Master: "Nah man, I got your back. Just watch out in the shower"
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Subservient to the ducks, these furry-tailed rats are on a quest for world domination. When left unattended they will scurry up your pantleg and bite your nuts. Kill them, KILL THEM!!!!
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A heroin users bowel movement is often called a "purple squirrel". After the intravenous injection of heroin, your poops are long, fluffy and yes, a purple bluish color.
Rod, are you using that shit again? You just left another purple squirrel in the toilet without flushing! Rod.. um Rod?
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Skateboard enthusiasts that often skate around parking lots and sidewalks. Called ‘squirrels’ because of their habits of running out in front of cars, much like their rodent counterparts do.
"Damn curb squirrel skated out in front of me again!"
"Ehh, Just hit 'em…"
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