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When da aunties stay all dakine like dat kine crazy brah. Fakas is mental how dey go around lurking like dat. Dey going kill you brah.
“Ho brah aunties stay lurking at dis hour. Bettah watch yo self.” — King Kamehameha (1969)
a term coined in a conversation b/w bobbybooze and chip tha ripper meaning "to listen for" "pay attention to" or "respect" something
..."keep on that SLAB beat. and tell cudi we stay ears up on him too"
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This is the shortest vacation package offered by the company that created the county vacation. Normally priced at simple direct contempt of court, but could be offered at a lower price if your situation requires a short cool-down period or we need to check out your background and past activities. The travel agency used to Book these great vacation packages is owned and operated by the Holy Okie, leprechaun Spirit. When we create a future offer you will be the first to hear it.
Add paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Lepreprechaun travel agency.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Jeff: Hey Bill did anyone go with you on your County Vacation?
Bill: No, but your ex-girlfriend's new guy was on a 90-day-stay
Jeff: Cool, I Knew that guy was a jerk!
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Offered through the NACLU agency who's founders still love n̶e̶i̶l̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶n̶g̶ OOPS!! YEIL Noung
It is the scam of all scams and the shortest s̶e̶n̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ OOPS!! vacation package offered by the Orwellian Totalitarian Leprechaun spirited Savage Gang Blackfoot Redneck RAM BOB travel agency booking celebrities who are tired of the fame game for the low low price of 22 twenties for a Quarter buys you a new code name and a full-time Job making fun of everyone stuck in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" This full Queensbury parden can be yours today for 339.75 cash after the quarter change is given back. That is easier than pulling a Camel through the eye of a needle, But do not believe that I cannot pull one through for all things are possible through Christ Jesus.
Blessings respect, and love to all from the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation where it is Better to own a Private Truth than to temporarily rent a Popular Public Opinion.
(Bill trying not to laugh while delivering the line but unfortunately cant
(Jeff pretending to have trouble with the math involved)
Bill Burr: hay feff Just pay the fine and you can say any Mutherfucking thing you want
Feff Jocksworthy: But I only had a 90-day-stay
Bill Burr: Feff that package was offered two years ago and ya got 5 more years playing like your dead and being feff Jocksworthy with no free speech.
Feff Jocksworthy: But "LordBud" Pays me $18 a day for the gallon of Blackberries. That is $16 more than he pays his Son, Christ Bob.
Bill Burr: Feff he is stealing your $2 through withholding and giving you the balance of a $20 loan and you are going into debt $18 a day and for two years that comes to $11,232 and the full pardon is only $439.75 what's wrong with ya math skills?
Feff Jocksworthy: But Bill I eat pretty well on $18 a day. and besides rumor has it you have not paid the fine.
Bill Burr: WHAT no way I'm paying that fine I am exempt from the 22-day-stay package my name will sound the same and be spelled the same and what can that Leprechaun do to another leprechaun? If I don't see him again between now and the next Leprechaun mating season Screw him.
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A father who decides to not work outside the home because his wife makes more money. He is responsible for cleaning, food preparation, transportation of the kids to school and soccer. He is also responsible for everything outside the house as well as inside. Essentially he has to do everything while his wife can sit at a computer and not go bat shit crazy from being stuck in the house all day. He has also memorized all the songs of Dora, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Little Einsteins. When asked to be a man he is lost because he forgot how.
Wife: I wish I could stay home all day.
Husband: I work hard here. Would you want to read to the kids before bedtime?
Wife: No, this is my time and I am going to watch Vampire Diaries. You wanted to be the Stay at Home Dad, thanks . . .
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Stay/mad is used for closeted men who act transphobic but who are in fact gay twinks who like to suck penis
Person1: I'm transphobic stay/mad
Person2: dont worry you can suck my dick any time
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Means to stay outta the buisness den to not get yo ass wooped
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