A note written by a person about to attempt to commit suicide and sent to a select few people via their blackberries. First mentioned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Oh, no, I just got a suicide blackberry from Tim.
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Suicide nut is a game. When you are wanking and are in the middle of it yell "Help me!" and try to finish it before someone comes in your room.
I tried suicide nutting and I was lucky not to get busted while busting a suicide nut.
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When you fail to complete an assignment/project and your grade drops so low that it can't be fixed.
Damn, if i dont this history project, my grade is going to commit educational suicide
When a person is so fed up of playing a long game of Monopoly they try and lose all their money as soon as possible so they can get out.
In the fourth hour of an intense Monopoly game, Nora decided to try and land on Boardwalk with a hotel so she could commit Monopoly suicide and be free.
when someone threatens to commit suicide if something doesn't go their way
usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality
billy: hey allie, im breaking up with you
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
the suicide card
A camera placed in a particular spot to get great footage before coming to a untimely demise.
Dirty Jobs features suicide cameras regularly.
A suicide song is a song that is a cry for help, if you're feeling suicidal and depressed, you play your suicide song. Also known as, music to slit your writs to.
Sarah: Jim just texted me the lyrics to Is There Life On Mars by David Bowie!
Paul: So?
Sarah: That's his suicide song!
Paul: Oh shit, we should see if he's okay!