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Sick men suffer from a malady that is equal or greater to that of women giving birth. If you cross paths will a sick man, please give him undying sympathy and wait on him hand and foot....have sandwiches at the ready and be prepared to give at least an hour foot rub.
My man is sick, the poor dear, women should show the proper attention to all SICK MEN and have sandwiches on standby. Addressing SICK MEN from your knees as been known to speed recovery.
It's Genes where it makes males stare at girls and makes them become staring experts around a girl, it runs in their brain even when they are asleep, every second and even less than a second all the time.
Boy 1: hey man, my men Genes are going crazy today
Boy 2: mine too bro
Someone who has immense swagger and only skill is having sex with women at any time, in any location.
Navey Men get all the women, whenever they want!
Libyan men are very rare, they are either very majestic and sexy or ugly ass fobs. Libyan men usually have beautiful curly hair or wavy hair, but many of them use 100k hair gel leading to their hair falling out, which is why many Libyan fathers are bald or have a receding hair line. Their sense in fashion is top tier and usually you see them around driving a Kia, Hyundai or Toyota. But be aware, if you find a Libyan man sliding in your dm’s you may not be the only one 🙉.
Hey, guess what! Someone just dm’ed me and told me the most heart melting thing I have ever heard. His hair is so fluffy but his father is bald, what a weird thing..but anyway he posted a story of his white Toyota! -Oh, is he Libyan by any chance? Yes? How did you know! -Oh trust me girl, I know Libyan men by heart, you’re not the only one that got a dm!
Everyone break up with your boyfriends, it’s women season!
It’s No Men March, so I broke up with Daniel. Now I’m gay.
female jiz, cum, ejaculatory fluid, semen, etc.
The smell of your semen and my she-men smells oddly like pretzel rods. Why does our sex smell like foods?