truth seeker

What people think it means: someone who is strong-willed to seek the truth in everything.

What it actually means: A strongly opinionated individual who only thinks their point-of-view is correct and dismisses other people's perspectives, often merely just to demonstrate their grandiloquence. The real so-called "truth seekers" would never even call themselves that. Anyone who goes by this pseudonym on the internet is likely a tryhard.

Truth Seeker: "Why do people keep on insisting to believe in these myths? There's only two genders and that's a fact. God this generation is full of morons."
Me, a real intellectual: "Shut"

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Gospel Truth

Gods honest truth

I promise I am telling the gospel truth.
Ohhh we do love a bit of gospel in this house!

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imagination truth

Similar to a lie in mechanic definition but far more perceptive in a verbal sense of all factors within the present situation.

More aesthetically pleasing.

Pretty much a lie.

Tim: "That's a blatant lie!"
Tom: "Lie is such a crude word..."
Tim: "It was still a lie"
Tom: "Actually, t'was more of an imagination truth"
Tim: "....!?"

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Truth-fairy

Take an older truth and put it under your pillow and overnight the truth-fairy with exchange it for a convenient belief that allows you to function guilt-free.

I was was under the belief there were two genders until the truth-fairy visited and now I can name dozens!

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Objective truth

Definition: depends on what political or moral agenda you subscribe to

CNN: Conservatives are bad!

Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!

Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person

Source: Trust me

L+ratio+kys

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truth north

The direction a Moral Compass points. The magnetic pull includes elements of Integrity, Authenticity and the universal concept of Love.

"As long as he was making decisions using his Moral Compass he wasn't worried about the path it took him down, knowing it always pointed to Truth North."

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drunken truth

Truth that people tell when they're drunk drunk talk

He spoke some drunken truth

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