Black-Door

To bkack-door someone is to place them in a position purely on their skin color, in the hopes that their success will highlight your genius. 𝒔𝒆𝒆: 𝑲𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒂 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒔

"They promoted Angela? She's only been here three months!"
"Yeah, she got throgh the black-door real quick".

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Truth-fairy

Take an older truth and put it under your pillow and overnight the truth-fairy with exchange it for a convenient belief that allows you to function guilt-free.

I was was under the belief there were two genders until the truth-fairy visited and now I can name dozens!

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Flexicon

The collection of words and phrases politicians and the PC culture use to avoid answering a question; flexible, vague language

"I tried to ask the mayor about homelessness, but he just dug around in the flexicon and i think i may have gotten an answer about recycling..."

Blacklash

The social repercussions of racially insensitive remarks and/or slips of the tongue.

Susan overheard her opinions on soul-food and went straight to HR and the BLACKLASH was immediate.

Waybe

Same as "maybe" but with more enthusiasm.

"Wanna get some pizza? "
"Uh, waybe..."

Whoke

More than 'woke' Super woke

He's so Whoke he asks his hand for consent before polishing his knob

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Whoke foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those locally sourced vegetables? "
"Of course... I always shop WHOKE FOODS"