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king turd

The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.

Holy Shit,Bob. Look at this King Turd!

by Stiffboy May 9, 2005

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


turd boi420

The one and only lord of youtube

Youtube police - have you sacrificed your ad revenue to the lord turd boi420?

Youtube pleb - no but please have mercy i have a family

Youtube police - SHAME I SHAL SEND YOU OFF TO GET EATEN BY THE MONSTER THEY NAME COPPA

by Warofthewar April 28, 2020

32πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Birth Turd

When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.

Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.

by SMC July 21, 2004

64πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Turd Reich

Turd Reich (terd raik) NOUN.

1. A play on the words, "Third Reich."

2. The long, brutal, fraudulent reign of U.S. President George Walker Bush.

3. The tenure of George Bush's β€œbrain,” Karl Rove, (nickname, β€œturd blossom”), as Bush's chief adviser.

4. G.W. Bush is the third (get it, third/turd?) U.S. leader named β€œGeorge.” (George Washington and G.H.W. Bush were the first two. See also, β€œThird Reich.”

Details of the Turd Reich's horrific torture practices came today in the so-called "Holy Grail" report from the CIA.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

117πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Turd place

A poof way of referring to the arse or butthole. Normally filled with dung, but can also be filled with a French press of coffee at body temperature for the deep cleansing effect before anal sex, or just for the fun of it.

Howard is a real butthole surfer and likes to have his turd place filled with a venti cup of espresso. Yep, that's 20 individual espresso's.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? July 17, 2008

46πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


turd floater

heavy rain that causes the turds of various animals to float out of your yard.

Yo dog, dat rain last night was a real turd floater!

by skeaton May 25, 2004

51πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


titanic turd

This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.

I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.

by bLiTcH January 21, 2008

49πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž