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Today is smack your tall friend ass day
This day happens everyday from march to may.
Hey sky!
what Greg?
Its smack your tall friends ass day!!!!
The select individual looks really good, hot, tall tan and handsome, sexy, etc
Damn boi, you look like a tall glass of water!
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.
THE BULLY!!!!!
Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.
America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.
Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
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National Slap a Tall Friend Day (23rd April
On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”
Consent not needed.
“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”
National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out
National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.
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June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
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