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When hungover and you feel so terrible that you feel like you are dying, then you feel worse when you realise that you will survive.
I had a huge night last night, now I have an extreme case of hungover tears
A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.
'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'
Spanish tears are drops of cum dripping down the thighs after a creampie.
Ugh get me a tissue ive got Spanish tears.
The most indestructible thing on the planet, behind the Jeep Cherokee XJ. Created by first making a Prince Rupert's Drop, then melting off the tail. The head of a PRD is indestructible, but any damage to its tail will shatter it; removing the tail leaves only the head, making it impossible to break.
I made a God's Tear for science, and now I've broken many hammers trying to break it.
When a guy hits a black girl with his dick and she crys with a mixture of tears and cum
I made that bitch cry Nigger Tears
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When you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass.
God, I think I just had some Ass Tears.
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