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A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.
'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'
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The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) consists of a male who inserts his male reproductive organ between a female's breasts and proceeds to thrust repeatedly. After a short period of time, the male discontinues this procedure and visits the lavatory in an effort to place a prophylactic over his quivering member. Upon his return to the previous location, he finds the female covering her face and blushing from the situation. She then begins to redress and leave the premises.
Tom: Yo, Dino i just got a bad Cormier Cock Tease and it was the worst feeling ever!
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**
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The ultimate guiding force and philosophy in life. Also known as "cut the bait," if things don't go your way in life you just let go! and get someone else to suck your dick. or do it yourself. it's that simple.
"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"
I got CCT'd (past tense of the word, The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)) so bad last night, I'm blue balling like a mother fucker...
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The Social Network Status Tease (SNST) is a ditzy bitch who can do no more than post “cute” little sexual comments and jokes on their MySpace and/or Facebook page, with the hopes that they will get a long thread of “cute” little sexual responses from guys (most likely Shirtless Profile Asshole, Mustang Asshole, or Crotch Rocket Asshole).
SNST’s only creativity in life is the ability to use common, everyday terms in some kind of sexual reference. SNST also LOVES to post pics which emphasize their boobs. Their face may be a wreck, but their cans have GOT to be the attention of the photo. SNST will post from their home, school, work, the store, or anywhere else in order to satisfy their piss-poor self-esteem.
Nobody with any moral character at all wants to see the posts from SNST. They are predictable and oh-so-common. SNST often announces the bar at which they are going that evening, with the hopes that local male assholes will also go to that same bar. This makes for an entire evening of free drinks, and ego-boosting flirting for SNST.
Social Network Status Tease won't have very many ways to attract attention when time takes its toll on their face and body. Luckily, loser "social network guy" doesn't care that the face in SNST's profile doesn't really match the face in person. For the time being, however...its free drinks and filrting fo SNST !!!!
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An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.
When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.
A response after humorously confusing someone into believing a falsehood or a joke.
Alice: Belle you left you’re bras at my apartment. Belle: I did? I’ll go grab them. Alice: I’m just teasing you.
Belle: I can’t go on another date with Craig. He’s abusive. Alice: Give him another chance. Belle: I really freaking can’t. Alice: Relax. I’m just teasing you.
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A girl who dresses provacatively...short skirts etc. But has no intention of following through with her false advertisements of seemingly dirty sexual fun. She will dry hump you until your jeans catch on fire. She will leave you wanting much, much more and not feel guilty for leaving you alone, confused and with "blue balls"
In high school I was known as a dry humping cock tease...oh well!!
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