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when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.
Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"
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When you Fuck a girl on her period and you shove a tampon up her vagina and she goes into toxic shock
"I accidentally Factory Reset my girlfriend last night"
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A most amazing place to go young or old, located in PA. Lots to do, and crazy ass shit in their gift shop that you'd never find in a store, (like spider writers.) You also get free markers that are made while you sit and watch.
guy 1 "Dude someone stole my effin baby blue twistable erasable 2 in 1 marker/pencil"
guy 2 "DID you get it from the Crayola Factory??"
guy 1 "yes :("
guy 2 "*sighs*"
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When you put cookie ingredients into a girls vagina, and proceed to have sex with her to mix the ingredients inside her to make cookie dough. After, she goes tanning and after she is done you eat her out, and it will taste like cookies.
Guy 1: Man, yesterday my girlfriend finally let me do a magic cookie factory.
Guy 2: Lucky.
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A fictitious company that represents the evils of the corporate world - low pay, long hours, dangerous conditions, and little hope for advancement. It serves as a reminder to those who dare to escape their cube jobs to never look back, and helps those who cannot quit their stressful and unfulfilling work to feel better about their lot in life.
Hey that 90 hour a week investment banking job isn't that bad - at least you don't work at the Bangladesh Rag Factory!
When two or more people press their buttox together and defecate at the same.
Hey let's go old spaghetti factory the manager's car that kicked us out of the venue. I hope the sun roof is open.
A neighborhood in Brooklyn that produces large amounts of first due fire duty for companies in the area. A form of a “Jobtown” exclusive to the Canarsie neighborhood.
Did you hear about the rippin job yesterday? 257 & 170 had another first due. They should be called the Canarsie Fire Factory down there with all that work they catch.