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Young Lovers - (noun) Two people who are at the age at which they have not graduated highschool, yet they are set on being with each other for the rest of their lives because they love each other too much to let anything (time, distance, family, friends, etc.) keep them from marriage and being together. As if they were magnets. (Not to be confused with "Highschool Sweet Hearts")
Tom: Did Chris break up with Kelly?
Bryan: Heck no, they've been in love and talking about marriage ever since freshman year!
Tom: Young Lovers. Gotta say though, Im happy for them.
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1. (Most common) A slightly, strange/weird or insecure white guy who is considered unattractive by white women, and made fun of by other white males. His only option is to go after the white man's easiest target. In HIS case this would be an Asian female (usually not a hot one), these girls love white guys and will practically fall in love with any white guy who talks to them. This white guy usually has male Asian friends just so he can feel like he is the "biggest" when in reality his dick is the same size as theirs.
2. An old creepy white guy who loves young Asian girls fresh off the boat from Thailand or The Philippines. This man will sometimes travel to Asian countries because he knows that’s the only place where he can get laid, even though he must pay for it.
3. A non-Asian male or female (usually white) who for some unknown reason loves Asian stuff, culture, and only dates Asian girls/guys.
4. A non-Asian male or female who admires Asian culture and loves Asians for who they are.
5. A rich white guy who could have any girl he wants, but only goes for the Asian girls because he loves that tight Asian pussy.
Asian guy 1: Hey look another white guy with his Asian girlfriend, that’s like the third couple I have seen today!
Asian guy 2: Haha yeah white girls won’t even look at him, that’s why he only goes for Asian girls, he knows that’s all he can get. Those guys usually like to prey on the ones who barely speak English, that way it’s even easier for them to get in their pants.
Asian guy 1: God damn these days so many white guys are Asian lovers.
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some one who is always there four you and you can be through any thing together. you often s there d's for them and you make memmories to never forget every time your together you think no one knows about your relationship but ever one does.
she an amazing secret lover
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One who psychotically behaves as if everything is abuse or mistreatment of animals, defending them from people for little to no reason and often going to extremes in doing so; anifiscative
Some animal-lover screamed "CALL THE POLICE" when she found out that I hadn't given my dog a bath for a couple weeks.
"NEGLECT! MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE," my animal-loving mom hollered at me when I told her I had left our bird home alone for a couple hours.
When some animal-lover on Yahoo Answers informed me that she was going to burn down my house and key my car if I ever yelled at my cat again, I just laughed my ass off.
The animal-lover next door reported us to Animal Control for leaving our miniature shnauzer outside for the evening in 60 degree weather, claiming it was much too hot for our dog.
I was accused of being an animal-lover when I told my baby sister that she should give the Turtle to a family who loves it and to go fuck herself because she didn't play with it for 2 days.
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An insult used on someone who wants to be friends with chavs but isn't.
"Why is she always talking to them? They're not even her friends."
"What a chav lover."
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An individual who enjoys the company of male birds and bunging up their anal passages with his todger
Fred's run into the Chicken Shed again. He's sucka chicken lover
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A brother who fancies his own brother and often likes to put spy cameras where they know they will be naked or defecating.
He also likes to collect his brother and his girlfriends used condoms for their own purposes.
These individuals need locking up but may sneak a naked picture of their brother with them into jail, they must be cavity searched! although they imagine its their brother.
Dean: Where has my used condoms gone?
Mitch: I dont know *The brother lover Shoves condoms in his pocket*
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