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Samoan Mudslide

You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.

"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "

"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "

by Magik Marker August 23, 2016


Mudslide baby

When a woman gives birth to a baby and poops at the same time the baby is referred to as a mudslide baby.

"My mom shit when I was born so I'm a mudslide baby. "

by gentleCannibal December 26, 2022


Molotov Mudslide

Pouring fireball in someone’s asshole, then tongue fucking their fart box until you’re drunk.

She had a cute chocolate starfish and I was wanting some booze so I gave her a Molotov mudslide.

by Irishknight69 January 8, 2021


The Margarita Mudslide

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.

1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.

by WunInchWundurr July 9, 2024


Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass

Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!

by ArtsyLocus January 11, 2018


Dusty Mudslide

The act of having intercourse with a woman 60 or older that hasn’t had sex in at least 5 years while using feces as lubrication

Dude, last week I was with Brandon’s grandma Sharon, and she pulled me into her room and told me to give her a dusty mudslide

by Unidentifiable system user September 15, 2018


Milwaukee Mudslide

A sexual act, the milwaukee mudslide occurs when the female defecates loose stool onto the partners chest while riding him reverse cowgirl.

Last night Misty went to dinner, ate some really spicy food and went home to have sex. She felt her stomach rumbling so she urgently asked me if I would like a milwaukee mudslide. I was more than happy to receive it.

by Milwaukee Jim November 23, 2020