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Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.
Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!
That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.
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1) The sheet they put over lame ass college beds in dorms to cover the large pee stains on the mattress.
2) The same sheet to prevent chezzes from putting more stains on the mattress.
1) OMG that pee guard is rank!
2) I had to clean my pee guard, I soiled it last night.
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This is experience is when a MAN sticks his PP into and woman poo poo hole and the both pee and poo poo at the same time.
man 1: "what is the best time you had with had a girl."
Man2: " I had PEE PEE POO POO."
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The act of having an epiphany while urinating
I was just at the urinal and had the greatest epipha-pee, bacon flavored pancakes!
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the month you dont pee! just like no nut november if you fail no pee january you will die!
a : why you no go to toilet for about 1 week already
b : i doing no pee january
1. A song sung whilst urinating.
2. A song sung about urinating.
Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.
I was taking a piss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.
Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.
Similar to a PoopSock, but instead of pooping you take a leak
Did you seriously pee sock it?
Yeah I just couldn't wait to see what place we got