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a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles
guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.
Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!
Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.
Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.
"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."
Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother
Nigga quit being a fuck puddle
A Person (More so women as opposed to men) that chase mud puddle bags!
“Hey bro, you better put your gal in check, she won’t get off of Jeff’s nuts! I’m afraid she’s becoming ... a mud puddle-chaser!”
To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.
Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!
Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.
While hanging out on a Friday night, Joel, Josephine, and Ester have take E and participate in cuddle puddles as friends.