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Visible rings usually occurring in pairs around the outermost edges or sides of the tread on a motorcycle tyre (or tire). They are formed when only the innermost part of the tyre wears because the bike has never been leaned over far enough on its side into corners for them to be scrubbed out.
Check out the chicken rings on that straight line hero's bike
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Holding and wanting to take a shit so bad to a point were its crowning.
Two guys hiking in the woods. Guy 1 with a haste.
Guy 1: I got a bell ringing.
Guy 2: Lucky you brought some toilet paper.
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The sensation one gets after a night out in the town eating vindaloo or any other hot substances- usually curry. In the morning, after relieving your bowels, the ring of fire comences no matter how much you wipe it or rinse it under the sink. Usually last between 2-10 hours, symtons itchy,hot burnin arse of pain
"man, last nights vindaloo set my ring on fire" "i have a ring of fire due to my excesive vindaloo consumption"
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1. The guy above me is retarded. It doesn't hurt at all. It's a little pinch.
2. You get a hole punched in your tongue and you can then put all sorts of little things in there from french ticklers to double ball french ticklers. Serves a valuable purpose in the bedroom whether male or female.
I got a tongue ring. It was just a little pinch and my girlfriend loves it.
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your brown eye, bunghole, or the muscle that holds your turtle head in.
dude i just took a massive dookie, i almost blew my o ring
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A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.
Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."
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To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."
"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"
Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."
Brad: "Why, what's going on?"
Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."
Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"
Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"
Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."
Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' to put a ring on it?"
Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."
Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the game the hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."
Brad: "Word."
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